Grandpa and John locked in a deadly embrace

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Our heroes comply, the machine charges, and off they go! , spin around in the heart of the ball of energy formed by the machine, while Kyle and Sarah hide in a security bunker underground until everything blows up. John struggles, but while he can't escape from the time machine's activation zone, he manages to eject Grandpa into the liquid metal around him (yes, I insist, everything was stored in the same place, it makes perfect sense), and he sinks into it, dying, because he's badly damaged.

I didn't expect that at all!

In any case, it's too late for John: just before Skynet finally buy phone number list launches (sooo long!), the time machine explodes, him with it, the building too, the surrounding buildings at the same time when the charges explode, and the Genisys servers are destroyed.

Sarah and Kyle barely survive deep inside their bunker, but... the explosion has deformed their door. And soon, they'll run out of air and won't be able to get out. So they exchange sweet nothings until suddenly, a liquid metal robot bursts through the door to save them: Grandpa!

“You’ll never guess: my processor fell into the liquid metal, and suddenly, bam, it turned me into a T-1000.”

So we make T-1000s like we make Chocapics, if I understand correctly.

Given the quality of the film, I mostly think the T-1000s are made of liquid methane.
So it's victory! The good guys have triumphed, and to complete the circle, they just have to go see Kyle Reese's family so Sarah can ask the kid, "  If a friend of hers can talk to him. " 

Oh yeah, what if he says no? Are you leaving?

The child accepting (even this, he does it in an annoying way; the American movie child is truly insufferable), Kyle approaches him and delivers a message he must never forget: "  Genisys is Skynet. You can stop it before it's born... " 

So that, as planned, by going back in time, he can access the memory of this Kyle Reese, with this crucial information. Which again makes no sense given the rest of the film and the handling of time travel, but who still thinks anyone cared about that?

With Skynet defeated and Grandpa now upgraded, Kyle and Sarah can kiss in peace and finally live as they see fit instead of thinking only about Judgment Day. Before getting kicked out of the country for not having papers and ending up prostituting Kyle in the slums of Tijuana to pay for Grandpa's oil. And...

… END !

With a fabulous post-credits sequence where we can see in the ruins of Gigi Enterprise a hologram of Skynet contemplating what must be its central server, namely a giant disco ball. Surely a homage to Twilight.

A next Terminator coming? Great!

Or else, no.

Diego? Where's this nuclear apocalypse going? Okay, forget it, you little incompetent, and go get me a space-time machine instead. We need to go back in time. And not just to slap Pliny the Younger: to stop all the screenwriters sent back to the 80s and 90s to find licenses to barbarically violate.